* Founding Fathers I know nothing about
* Show Tunes
* Internet Fights
* Inaccurate History
* Casual Encounters t4m
* Words with Friends
* Misrepresenting Thomas Jefferson
Note: If his current interests are not the same as above, he obviously updated them and does not prove that I made it all up.
Believe me, I wanted to make gay porn jokes because his last name is "Manship" but I, unfortunately, could not find a single gay porn movie named "Manship," so you'll have to make your own in the comments section.
Anyway... Wonkette and its goons took to the internets and found this guy:
(The one on the right who doesn't look sort of melted)
Then, as any Redcoat in his or her right mind would do, they proceeded to make fun of him for requesting people cum on pictures of Martha Washington on various anonymous image boards.
The internets is serious business.